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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

So they tried

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

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Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Still no good

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Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

No way

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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